swampseer:

alethiometrix:

the-ryan-oceros:

ornistheavianfiend:

mothmaan:

stalinistgothic:

sunflowerdairy:

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

lift that man off the ground

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

This is my favorite post

@prickedfingers Always

renegades-of-pvnk:

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

jewishdyke:

STRAIGHT PPL NEED TO STOP WRITING FANFICS

headthotheaven:

itsryanguys:

mangolesbian:

the fish in animal crossing when you land your pole anywhere that isn’t directly in front of them:

When the bobber floats right by the fish and the fish is like…

Fish: taps it once and ignores it like

cezarywho:

wylikit:

Earth

uryyybel:

endless-puppies:

Puppy bundle!

sixpenceee:

The uses of blood! Via Bright Side

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

morethanwords229:

markv5:

Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

looking at this makes me feel calmer

the-olivia-blr:

Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

incorrectarcanaquotes:

Portia: Start with a complement. Tell them they look thin.

Nadia, to MC: You seem malnourished.

thinkoutsidethesnogbox:

soracities:

2019 is gonna be all about the monstrous feminine. here’s to keeping it feral, grotesque and unhinged, ladies 🥂

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears